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These articles, written by Charles Cumming, were published in The Times and The Sunday Express respectively.
Recently I had the unusual experience of being accused by an eminent British
historian of breaking the spirit of the Official Secrets Act. In a review of my
novel A Spy By Nature, which appeared in a Sunday newspaper, Andrew Roberts
suggested that I had taken a considerable risk in writing about being approached
for recruitment by MI6.
"I can attest," wrote Roberts, "that the novel is absolutely accurate in
every detail, down to the appearance of the buildings, wording of the
correspondence and nature of the cognitive tests. Anyone wishing to join the
Secret Intelligence Service (SIS) should buy this book before undergoing the
recruitment process."
Was Roberts right to suggest that I had, in effect, broken the law? The
short answer is yes. In an ideal world, secret intelligence organisations should
remain secret, and those of us who come into contact with them should keep our
mouths shut, if only out of loyalty to Queen and country.
In my defence, I would argue that any number of British novelists -including
John Buchan, Somerset Maugham and Graham Greene -have used their experiences in
the secret world to inform works of fiction.
This does not always go down well with the powers that be. In his recent
biography of Sir Dick White, Tom Bower revealed how frustrated the former chief
of MI6 was over the publication of The Spy Who Came in from the Cold. "John le
Carre hasn't done us any favours," White told the director of the CIA during a
dinner in the 1960s. "He makes all intelligence officers look like philanderers
and drunks. He's presenting a service without trust or loyalty, where agents are
sacrificed and deceived without compunction."
My own encounter with MI6 began in 1995. I was 24 years old and had recently
graduated from Edinburgh University with a first in English literature. Not
knowing what I wanted to do with my life, I had frittered away several months in
London, laying court covers at Wimbledon and working as a waiter in a failing
Polish restaurant. However, at a dinner party hosted by my mother in the early
spring, I found myself sitting next to a man -let's call him Anthony -who told
me that he had "recently retired from the Foreign Office". In short, Anthony and
I got along very well. Several days later he buttonholed my mother in the local
Sainsbury's.
"I liked Charlie a lot," he said. "Has he thought of joining the Diplomatic
Service?" For my mother -whose hopes of her only son becoming a doctor or lawyer
had been cruelly dashed many years before -this was a godsend. On the phone that
evening I was enthusiastically encouraged to take up Anthony's offer; within a
few days an envelope had arrived at my flat in London.
Written on official Foreign and Commonwealth Office paper, the letter
invited me to attend an interview at an address in Central London. I was not
asked to prepare any subjects for discussion, only to fill out a short
application form and to submit the names of three referees for the purposes of
vetting. The letter ended with a single-sentence paragraph that should have set
off alarm bells: "As this letter is personal to you, I should be grateful if you
could respect its confidentiality."
Yet I never thought for a moment that our foreign intelligence service would
be interested in recruiting a person such as myself. After all, didn't it
usually approach prospective employees via Oxbridge, using sherryswilling
professors as a go-between? Nevertheless, on the assigned date I made my way to
an ornate Georgian building on the north side of The Mall, expecting to have a
straightforward chat with a career diplomat. I could not have been more
mistaken.
My interviewer -in A Spy By Nature he has been given the name Philip Lucas -
was an eerily composed man in his mid-thirties, with piercing blue eyes and an
unsettling habit of using them to stare at nervous applicants such as myself for
long periods. We had a very general, occasionally even stilted, discussion in
his sumptuous first-floor office that lasted for about 45 minutes. Then, just at
the point at which I felt he was going to draw the conversation to a close,
Lucas leant forward in his chair and asked a question that struck me as odd.
"After this initial conversation," he said, "would you like to continue with
your application?" The question seemed almost rhetorical, but I nodded and Lucas
looked pleased. There had been a file resting on the table in front of us and I
was encouraged to pick it up. "I'm going to leave the room for a few moments,"
he explained, "but before I do so, I would like you to sign the Official Secrets
Act."
I stared at the small, nondescript piece of brown paper held in Lucas's hand
and felt suddenly catapulted into something adult. In the brief moment that it
took to scrawl my signature at the bottom of the page -with no time to check the
smallprint -it felt as though the entire direction of my life had shifted. Lucas
then left the room and I opened the file.
The first page confirmed what I had by now begun to suspect -that I was
being approached for recruitment by the SIS.
What goes through a young person's mind at such a time? I was simultaneously
flattered, exhilarated and oddly apprehensive. I was also convinced that Lucas
was studying my reaction to these crucial first moments from another room.
There was a small panelled mirror to the right of my chair, solidly framed
in gilt so that it looked at first like an antique, but with a very clear,
unmarked surface. I had gathered from the layout of the building that there was
another room on the other side of this wall. It seemed a certainty that Lucas
would be watching me through the glass. Unnerved by this, I attempted to look
calm and collected, flicking through the pages until he returned.
When he did so, a few minutes later, I had barely absorbed any of the
information contained within the file. Only one sentence had stuck in my mind,
if only because I was so amazed to see it there. "Officers," it read, "are
certainly not licensed to kill."
Lucas asked whether I had any questions, but it was difficult to think of
any: at this vital juncture in the interview, my mind had become a complete
blank. To my relief, he embarked on a lengthy description of life in MI6,
informing me that an officer's work was characteristically undertaken using our
embassies overseas to provide diplomatic cover for running agents.
After 20 minutes, Lucas brought the conversation to a close and told me that
he would be in touch. Within three days a second letter arrived, this time from
one of his colleagues at the, whom I have named "Patrick Liddiard" in the novel.
Liddiard was the Foreign Office man of reputation: impeccably turned out,
evidently public school and -perhaps in a case of good cop, bad cop -far more
easygoing and charming than his predecessor. After an interview lasting close to
two hours, he seemed eager that I should sit the Civil Service Selection Board
(or Sisby, as it is known) and I agreed that he could put my name forward.
All prospective SIS officers are required to sit the Sisby, two intensive
days of specially tailored intelligence tests, interviews and written papers
designed to test a candidate's suitability for a life in the secret world.
I was intrigued to meet my fellow recruits, if only to gain some idea of
what the SIS was looking for. What was it, after all, that Anthony had noticed
about me to suggest that I might make a decent spy?
Alas, the Sisby provided few answers. The four other candidates with whom I
sat the exams were all very different. We were in our mid-to-late twenties and
came from a variety of backgrounds: "Matt" was a reticent, scholarly type who
looked as though he had never left home; "Sam" was a smooth, articulate employee
of a drinks manufacturer, living in Lisbon, who told tall tales about his sexual
exploits with stewardesses; "Ann" was a shy, somewhat nervous, young woman from
Northern Ireland who had grown up in Belfast and lost an elderly relative to the
IRA; and "Elaine" was already an employee of the Foreign Office who claimed to
be seeking internal promotion to the SIS (though I suspect that she was planted
by the examiners in order to monitor our performance when their backs were
turned).
What qualities we shared remain a mystery to me: about all we had in common
was the idealism of youth and a sense of honour at being involved in the
recruitment process. There were no rogue egos in the group, no Shaylers or
Tomlinsons to make one shudder for the future of the intelligence services. If I
were to hazard a guess at what the SIS and MI5 are looking for in a spy, I would
suggest that it is, more often than not, a person who does not immediately stand
out from the crowd. Good spies, in my experience, wear their personalities
lightly, are invariably introspective and thoughtful. Furthermore, any
suggestion that they are involved in something amoral or corrupt would appal
them.
Why, then, was a man such as Richard Tomlinson chosen as an SIS officer? It
is illustrative of his vanity that in his memoirs, The Big Breach, Tomlinson
claims to have been employed because of his superb mental and physical prowess.
Certainly he impressed the SIS examiners, yet even then they claim to have had
concerns about his mental stability. Tomlinson was apparently given a job only
because the SIS was desperate to find officers with sufficient expertise to
understand the increasingly technical nature of its intelligence reports. He had
graduated from Cambridge with a first in aeronautical engineering, and was
therefore too good to pass up. How the SIS must regret that decision.
My own vigorous encounter with the SIS ended shortly after the Sisby. I had
become convinced that it was the wrong career for me -and the SIS had arrived at
more or less the same conclusion. In A Spy By Nature, the central character,
Alec Milius, receives a phone call from Liddiard informing him that he has
failed to make it through to the next stage of recruitment. He is distraught,
though his experiences in the intelligence world are only just beginning: he
takes a job with a British oil company and soon finds himself involved in the
murky world of industrial espionage.
I, on the other hand, decided to turn my experiences into fiction, perhaps
to the irritation of those at the SIS who had given me such an extraordinary
opportunity. The first section of my book does indeed break the spirit of the
Official Secrets Act, but not, I am convinced, in a way that would undermine the
intelligence services.
As an old teacher of mine used to say: "Laws are for the obedience of fools
and the guidance of wise men."
AT THE start of Charles Cumming's novel, A Spy By Nature, a young man named
Alec Milius finds himself sitting in an ornate Georgian building near the Mall
being interviewed for a job by MI6. Although the book is strictly a work of
fiction, this first section draws extensively on Cumming's own experience of
being approached for recruitment by the Secret Intelligence Service
IT was 1995. I was 24 years old and had graduated from Edinburgh University
with a good degree in English literature. Like so many of my contemporaries,
however, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life.
An answer presented itself at a dinner party hosted by my mother in
February, at which I met a man - let's call him Robert - who told me he had
"recently retired from the Foreign Office".
We got on well and several days later he contacted me asking if I would be
interested in applying for a position "within the diplomatic service".
Flattered to be asked, I agreed enthusiastically and assumed that Robert
would put my name forward for a desk job at the Foreign Office. He told me to
expect a letter in the post within the next few days.
It duly arrived.
Written on official Foreign and Commonwealth Office paper, the letter
invited me to an interview but its final sentence should have set off alarm
bells:
"As this letter is personal to you, I should be grateful if you could
respect its confidentiality."
My interviewer, given the name Philip Lucas in my novel, had the clearest,
most penetrating eyes I had ever seen. We initially talked for about 45 minutes
before he asked me a question which struck me as odd.
"After this discussion, " he said, "would you like to continue with your
application?"
I nodded and Lucas seemed pleased, handing me a file. "I am going to go out
of the room for a few moments, " he explained. "But before I leave I would like
you to sign the Official Secrets Act."
It took no great powers of deduction to realise that I was now involved in
something beyond the normal scheme of things. I scrawled my signature on a
nondescript piece of brown paper, tried to disguise my anxiety and opened the
file. Lucas then left the room.
The first page confirmed that I was being approached for recruitment to the
Secret Intelligence Service. I felt simultaneously exhilarated, humbled and
oddly apprehensive. Just as quickly, however, I became convinced that I was
being watched from another room.
There was a small panelled mirror to the left of my chair, solidly framed in
gilt so that it looked at first like an antique, but with a very clear, unmarked
surface.
I knew from the layout of the building that there was another room on the
other side of the wall and was certain that Lucas was watching me through
two-way glass.
Attempting to look settled and businesslike, I flicked through the file and
waited for him to return.
When he came back a few minutes later I struggled to think of any questions
to ask him, and was relieved when he embarked on a lengthy description of the
life of an SIS officer.
After half an hour he brought the discussion to an end and told me that he
would be in touch. Within a matter of days another letter arrived, this time
from one of Lucas's colleagues, whom I have named "Patrick Liddiard" in the
novel.
Liddiard was the Foreign Office man of reputation - ex-public school, very
warm and charming, and he seemed eager that I should sit the Civil Service
Selection Board exams as soon as possible. Since the dark days of Burgess and
Maclean, all potential employees ofMI5 and SIS have been required to sit the
same exams as ordinary members of the public heading for a career in the civil
service.
However, prospective SIS candidates undertake a tailored series of
interviews, IQ tests and exams - nicknamed Sisby - designed to test their
suitability for a life in the secret world.
I have often wondered what qualities Robert, Lucas and Liddiard saw in me to
convince them that I would have made a good spy. Certainly the four other
candidates with whom I sat Sisby seemed to have very little in common.
We were all in our mid to late twenties, but came from a variety of
backgrounds. "Matthew" was a shy, nervous academic studying European law at
Warwick University; "Sam" was a very likeable, impressive employee of Rothman's
tobacco, living in Saudi Arabia, whom I have perhaps unfairly portrayed in A Spy
By Nature; "Ann" had grown up in Northern Ireland and lost a relative to the IRA
at Enniskillen.
The fourth member of the group, whom I have called "Elaine" in A Spy By
Nature, was already an employee of the Foreign Office who claimed to be looking
for internal promotion to SIS.
Somehow this didn't ring true.
To this day, I remain convinced that Elaine was "planted" in our group by
SIS in order to monitor the performances of the other candidates when the judges
' backs were turned.
In the wake of recent scandals in the press, it has often been asked how men
such as David Shayler and Richard Tomlinson were ever allowed to walk the
hallowed halls of MI5 and MI6. On what basis does British intelligence recruit
its employees? The answer, at least in Tomlinson's case, is straightforward. At
the time of his recruitment, SIS were desperate to find officers with the right
technical expertise to understand the increasingly scientific nature of its
intelligence reports.
Tomlinson had graduated from Cambridge with first class honours in
aeronautical engineering, and therefore fitted the profile perfectly. He may
have believed that he was handpicked because of his dashing good looks and
searing intellect, but the truth was rather more mundane.
Yet intelligence organisations around the world will certainly take
advantage of a candidate's youth and relative inexperience.
The graduates whom MI5 and SIS target often feel flattered to have been
approached for such prestigious work. At the age of 23 or 24, a young person can
have little or no idea of the effect a life of secrecy and guile is going to
have on them, or on their friends and family.
My SIS interviewers harped constantly on the notion of serving the State. In
Britain the idea of "Queen and Country" used to guarantee a certain kind of
loyalty, a loyalty which does not ask awkward questions.
But there are fewer and fewer candidates nowadays who are prepared to think
in these terms.
Furthermore, it does not help that the starting salary for an SIS officer,
at least when I was approached, was less than GBP 20,000 a year.
Why take a job in the intelligence world when you can earn three times as
much in the City?
If MI5 and SIS have a recruitment problem, it may stem from some of these
issues. The perceived glamour of spying needs to be stripped away.
Otherwise, for every loyal servant of the State suited to a career in the
secret world, there will be a Shayler and Tomlinson who, having expected to bask
in the reflected glory of being a spook, become embittered when they discover
that the job is actually rather mundane.
My own vigorous encounter with SIS came to an end after the selection board.
I had become convinced that it was the wrong career for me, and SIS had arrived
at the same conclusion.
In A Spy By Nature, Alec Milius receives a phone call from Patrick Liddiard
informing him that his candidature will not be pursued any further. Milius is
distraught, although his experiences in the intelligence world are only just
beginning.
I, on the other hand, was relieved to be free of the responsibilities
required of an intelligence officer. With the benefit of hindsight I can see
that a career in SIS would have robbed me of many of the freedoms that we take
for granted.
It takes a very particular person to commit themselves to such a life: an
unarguably brave and idealistic upholder of British values prepared to disappear
into a clandestine world. It is not the fault of SIS that candidates of this
sort are in short supply.
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